I specced a Raptor despite not being an American living in the United States.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
10/08/2016 at 04:40 • Filed to: Configurator, 2017 Ford F-150 Raptor

MURDER!!! MURDER!!! ALWAYS MURDER!!!

So I keyed in 15430 on the ZIP Code and went for Maximum Heavy Type Death Trooper .

Well, this assumes one can make a roof work with a bed cover, but if not, I’ll just call Carryboy for that shit.

Also got a hard cover for what I have in mind: A 2-layer covered bed. It’s removable so I can make it a technical (Dillon minigun and short-barrel 40mm cannon), but otherwise that’s all.

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US$66, 630, with 802A and a tailgate step. I can’t get loading ramps, but I guess if you can afford to turn this Raptor into a fuck-ass technical you should be able to fabricate ramps no problem.

DISCUSSION (10)

Birddog > Wheelerguy
10/08/2016 at 05:00

You’re an American no matter where you live if you spec a Raptor like that.

“Murican” abroad? Candinadien? Yurupean?

CRider > Wheelerguy
10/08/2016 at 05:50

With the previous Raptor, over 80% sold were crew cabs and of those, the best selling color by far was black. So many black crew cabs. So you just specced out about 1/3 of the Raptors that are going to be built.

Bluecold > Birddog
10/08/2016 at 05:58

I’m sure everyone outside the US harbors a little internal american. The idealized 50's - 60's america (if it ever was) still has cultural pull. From the music, to the aircraft, to the cars.

Birddog > Bluecold
10/08/2016 at 06:10

Can’t argue that.

Wheelerguy > CRider
10/08/2016 at 06:17

So does that mean I’m...

No.

It can’t be.

I’m...

Fuck no.

Are you saying I’m a North American Bro?

CRider > Wheelerguy
10/08/2016 at 06:29

All the symptoms are there, I’m afraid.

wiffleballtony > Wheelerguy
10/08/2016 at 10:40

If I remember correctly these were huge in China.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wheelerguy
10/08/2016 at 10:47

Pretty much, yeah. You would fit right in rolling in the 909 with the fiddies and auto loan debt. Get a job in construction, a pit bike, and a toy hauler, then your life will be complete.

Wheelerguy > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
10/08/2016 at 13:07

What use is there to being a Filipino?

d15b > Wheelerguy
10/08/2016 at 13:57

Get a Pajero, dude.